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Ghost of Yotei: Zen and the Art of Equine Maintenance

I’ve played plenty of open-world games where a stoic hero in too many layers seeks vengeance…
I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Masseuse Overlords

I have seen the future. And it has hydraulic arms. I got my first AI robot…
Why Am I Still Bad at Sleep, the One Thing I’ve Been Practicing Since Birth?

I have been sleeping for literally my entire life. It’s the one skill you’re supposed to…
Hawaii: Paradise, Now With 400% More Spam

I finally went to Hawaii, and honestly? It’s exactly what you imagine, only with more Spam…
I Trained Gen Z for a Week and All I Got Was a Personality Crisis

I went into this week thinking I was going to be the wise, experienced mentor—passing down…
Potty Training, Parasites, and Passive-Aggressive Cats: The Moose Chronicles

It all started with a text from my fiancé. Just a few harmless photos of adult…
Stealth is for Cowards: My Loud, Messy Love Affair with Mafia

I started Mafia with the best of intentions. I really did. I thought, this time I’ll…
My Team Is Just Me (and We’re Thriving, Thanks for Asking)

I love to watch corporate people in the wild. It’s like birdwatching, but instead of plumage,…
This Is My Year (I Swear to God, Please Let This Be My Year)

The air is getting cooler, the sun is setting a little earlier, and I can practically…
Book Review: Dopamine Nation by Anna Lembke

(A.K.A. My Brain is Broken and Now I Know Why) I used to think that my…